Large Naked Woman Attacks Man's Car in Broad Daylight - NSFW

Vehicle of Mr. John Knight after it was attacked. Photo SF Gate

WARNING:  Once you see this you cannot un-see it.  This story contains actual footage captured of the woman, in all her glory, and in action.  I take no responsibility for any psychological damage incurred from this post, after this point.  Reader discretion is advised.

California (The Gaslamp Post) – A naked woman who witnesses say had to be removed from a street car after she assaulted several passengers, attacked the vehicle of a complete stranger.  The woman, who is being described as “heavy-set,” was being evaluated by medics and police shortly after she was removed from a car on the J-Church line in San Francisco, this past Wednesday morning.

According to eyewitnesses, she suddenly jumped up, threw the blanket at the medics, and went into traffic, where she then found a random driver and proceeded to kick in his windshield and stomp the hood of his car.  The driver, 25-year-old, John Knight, said that he was driving his Volvo in the area when he noticed a crowd of people standing around, trying to see something going on.  Suddenly the woman approached Knight and climbed onto his car.

“She walks directly to me,” said Knight. “She walks up the hood of my car. And she begins stomping on my windshield, completely naked.”  Initially the windshield was cracked by the woman’s first kick, which was backed up by a frame that Knight estimated to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.  She then kicked and stomped several more times until a plain clothes police officer was able to wrestle her down from the car and place her in handcuffs.

SFist commenter Paula Maxa posted the following pic of said woman in action:

As luck would have it, Knight was already on his way to have his vehicle repaired that morning.  Instead of just the transmission work he had planned, he also required some extensive body work to be done as well.  He had reportedly spent a considerable amount of time on the phone with his insurance company, trying to explain what had happened. 

“I told them my windshield was smashed and they asked if it was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” he said. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”

Knight has declined to press charges, saying that “she’s unhinged.”

The woman has been hospitalized but it is unclear whether or not she has been arrested.

(h/t: The Drudge Report, sfist, sfGate)

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