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Man Choked Girlfriend For Not Marrying Mexican Willing To Pay Them $5000 To Become Citizen
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Police say a Sheboygan man beat and choked his girlfriend after she refused to marry a Mexican national for $5000. The Mexican national is reportedly a friend of the man who is seeking U.S. citizenship. Jerry A. Hilbelink, 30, is alleged to have slapped his live in girlfriend after she […]
Wisconsin Mass Shooting Story Debunked! Multiple Eyewitnesses Say It Wasn’t One Shooter, It Was A FOUR MAN STRIKE TEAM!
August 5, 2012
Wisconsin (Paul Joseph Watson-Infowars) – UPDATE: A separate source has corroborated the other eyewitness claim – a family member whose parents were victims of the shooting said his parents told him there were “multiple shooters” involved in a “coordinated” attack. An eyewitness to the Sikh temple shooting in Wisconsin says that a team of four […]
Drunk Called Police To Report He Killed Al Capone’s Son
July 17, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) -Police arrested an Oak Creek man and charged him with drunk driving after they say he called them to report that he had killed Al Capone’s son. According to Oak Creek Now, the man called 911 on July 3, 2012 and told the operator that he had killed Al Capone’s son […]
Governor Refuses To Comply With “Obamacare” Until After November Election
June 27, 2012
HOLY $#!&, This really happened!!!! Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Wisconsin State Governor Scott Walker, having just faced and won a recall election is once again standing his ground for the people of his state. Having been one of the most outspoken critics of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Governor Walker vowed not […]
Check Out MY Package! Dine ‘N Dasher Displayed Dong
June 22, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – “Yeah that was pretty stupid,” said an Onalaska man to his arresting officers as he was taken into custody this past Saturday for dine and dashing and exposing his genitals to customers. Aaron Andrews (pictured above), 35, had skipped out on a $17.92 bill he had run up at a local restaurant. According […]
WATCH! Walker Supporter Shouted Down, Arrested After Union Thugs Try To Silence Him
June 5, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – It takes balls to stand alone in the lion’s den. That’s exactly what a former Marine and ex-fire fighter did four days ago in Milwaukee, when he attended a pro-Barret rally, with one simple question. David Willoughby, who refused to give his name to the press because of union backlash and retaliation […]
Dairy Cows To Get Waterbeds And Massages?
May 29, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – You can’t make this crap up! Happy cows come from California? Not so, says America’s Dairyland! In fact, the good people of the great state of Wisconsin are prepared to go above and beyond for their heifers, in order to preserve their title as the dairy producing capital of the […]
Your Parenting FAIL Story Of The Day: Couple Were Driving Around With An Active Meth Cooker Next To Sleeping 2-Year-Old
May 14, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – When parents of a little one set out on a car trip, there’s usually a checklist of items they may want to have on hand. Sometimes it’s a good idea to have a change of clothes for the child, a few diapers, and maybe some snacks to keep them occupied. […]
Police Taser Half Naked Man In Farmer’s Field
May 13, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A sheriff’s deputy responding to a call of a car in a farmer’s field, had to use his taser on a half-naked man, Saturday night. Police say that the man was found covered in mud, naked from the waist down, and was attempting to cover the car in mud as well. According […]
Parenting Fail Story of The Day: Mother Leaves Child In Busy Street, Attacks Her Boyfriend
April 25, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Witnesses say a mouthy woman carrying a small child crossed four lanes of traffic, and set it down in one of the lanes, before attacking and beating her boyfriend. Tawanna Rhynes, 21, was on probation for previous convictions of theft and criminal trespass two days earlier, when she was taken into custody after the incident which […]
State DNR Cracking Down On Nude Beach In Wisconsin Over Illicit Sex and Drug Use
April 18, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – When you hear the name Wisconsin, what comes to mind? Fat people… Cows… Cheese… The Packers… Snow… Really, really cold winters… Polka music… Well folks, there’s one more thing that America’s Dairyland can add to its resume; a nude beach. So? What’s the big deal, some more liberal-minded individuals would ask. […]
Mom’s Ex-Boyfriend Charged After Allegedly Breaking Child’s Arm, Throwing Children In Dryer
April 17, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A Milwaukee man who is charged with six felonies; including false imprisonment, strangulation, and reckless endangerment, is going before a judge tomorrow. 26-year-old, Nicholas Fuchs, is accused of physically abusing the children of his ex-girlfriend, and fracturing one of the children’s arms. The abuse, prosecutors believe, occurred between January and October […]
Woman Sentenced In Welfare Fraud Case
April 16, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A woman was sentenced late last month after pleading guilty to ripping off the tax-payer by scamming the welfare system. Angela Burchett, 36, was charged with two counts of public assistance fraud, after investigators say she took $22,403.18 in public assistance as well as publicly funded medical benefits. She said that […]
Mom and Boyfriend Stabbed When Mom Allows Boyfriend Back After Touching Her Daughter
April 14, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A man and woman were assaulted and stabbed in their bed, Wednesday, in what police believe was revenge for the man touching the assailants sister. Police say that 18-year-old, Juan Ramos, and 16-year-old, Erik Rosales, both gang members, had been drinking with other gang officiates in a nearby bar, when they decided to […]
Mob Attacks and Hospitalizes White Victim, Police Won’t Comment on Attackers.
April 14, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – An open records request by a Milwaukee television station has now made public, a mob-style attack on a man, which happened late on St. Patrick’s Day. Details of the attack remain sketchy, and are only being released a little at a time. The victim of the brutality is white, but police […]
Readers Choice: Homeowner Kills Intruder, Public Once Again Blaming Shooter and Claiming Racism.
March 28, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Credit to Gaslamp Post reader, Kirby, for this story. Well it’s happened again, folks; a responsible gun owner lawfully defends himself with his gun and the public comes out condemning him. This time the offender was inside of the guy’s home. A Slinger homeowner had heard what he described as […]
Woman Accused Of Swiping Drugs From Ambulance As She Rode Along WIth Her Boyfriend To The Hospital
March 18, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Police arrested a Plymouth woman after they allege that she swiped some narcotics from that back of an ambulance, as she rode along with her boyfriend this past Tuesday night. 29-year-old, Lori Galles, was arrested at the hospital after an EMT had administered a narcotic “pen” to her boyfriend from a […]
What Kind Of a Dirtbag Robs A Guy In a Wheel Chair?
March 15, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Stealing is bad enough, but how can someone let alone three different people, rob a guy in a wheelchair? Well three such soulless people are in custody and accused of doing just that. A 77-year-old, wheel chair bound man from Rockland, Wisconsin, told police that he was in his kitchen around 6:30 […]
Man Convicted of “Horsing Around” in Strangers Barn
March 12, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – When you discover a guy wearing rubber gloves and a headlamp, in your barn, in the stall with your horse; what runs through your mind? Well for one unfortunate horse owner, first impressions are often the correct ones. Mr. Sterling Rachwal, a man with a history of sexually abusing horses, […]
Some Jackass Impersonated a WHAT??????
February 24, 2012
Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Of course, Wisconsin… Ordinarily when one tries to be someone else, they try to be people who are much higher up on the food chain. This just goes to show you; if you aim low and don’t set the bar too high, you won’t have far to fall. Our story takes us to […]
Paranormal Activity: Ghost Assaulted Wife, Drunk Husband Says
January 21, 2012
CONGRADULATIONS Wisconsin, you made it onto Drudge! Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – How badly do you take it, when your favorite football team loses? One Packers fan, who for all practical purposes seemed like your average, everyday, unemployed, couch potato, didn’t take it so well. His evening ended with a trip, courtesy of the city […]
High Speed Chase Through 3 Counties Ends With Stripper Landing On The Hood Of a Car
January 19, 2012
Wisconsin (Bruce Vielmetti-The Journal Sentinal) – of course, WISCONSIN! The 70-year-old Illinois man charged with running down a stripper after a high-speed chase through three northern Wisconsin counties had been sharing a hotel room with the woman and photographing her, she told a judge. Well alrighty, then. The back story of Benedict Sedivy emerged during his preliminary […]
August 11, 2012
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