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Woman Accused Of Faking Illnesses In Order To Obtain 100 Free Rides In Ambulance
South Carolina (Harve Jacobs-WCSC-TV) – A Live 5 News investigation has uncovered alleged ambulance abuse in Dorchester County. The Dorchester County Sheriff’s Office says 51-year-old Audrey Ferguson of the Dorchester community has called EMS at least 100 times in the last seven years. Investigators say Ferguson was faking illness, just to get a free ride […]
Too Soon? Residents Awake To “Bomb” Noises As Military Holds Unnanounced “Urban Warfare Excercise” In Chicago South Suburbs!
April 25, 2013
You got to be kidding me; NOW they’re going to do this. Of all times to do this, they have to do this NOW???? Brilliant thinking on the part of our officials, it’s not like we just had a terrorist bombing a week and a half ago or anything. Thanks for the heads-up, freakin’ morons! […]
BREAKING NEWS: Senator Received RICIN POISON In Mail The Day AFTER Boston Marathon Bombing?!?!?!?!?!
April 16, 2013
Washington D.C. (The Gaslamp Post) – Coming on the heels of a bomb being mailed to a famous American sheriff, and then another horrific terrorist attack which has killed 3 and injured some 170 others, we have yet another incident – this time aimed at an American lawmaker. It was reported a short time ago […]
Boston Marathon Bombing Now Called Terrorist Attack – 3 Dead, Over 130 Injured. Law Enforcement Investigating Many Leads.
April 15, 2013
Massachusetts (The Gaslamp Post) – At around 10 minutes to 3:00 est this afternoon, runners coming into the home stretch of the Boston Marathon were suddenly rocked from their reality by two very violent, very destructive explosions. The two detonations, now believed to have been bombs that were planted by an unknown entity, and which […]
Gay Couple Accused Of Raping Their Adopted Sons
April 13, 2013
George Harasz, 49, and Douglas Wirth, 45, of Glastonbury, withdrew a deal with prosecutors that would have given them suspended prison sentences and probation, according to reports. The surprise move comes as new allegations by three more adopted children surfaced Friday. Connecticut (Erik Ortiz-New York Daily News) – The case of a same-sex Connecticut couple […]
UPDATE: White Supremacists Were Planning To Attack City Hall, Preparing For Race War
April 2, 2013
Update 4/2/2013 – 10 of the 14 individuals arrested in connection with this case have been cleared and their charges dropped. It is widely speculated that this story may have been contrived by the FBI, making a whole lot of something out of a whole lot of nothing. The update follows the original story below. […]
Your WTF Story Of The Day: Company Releases New Bacon-Flavored Condoms
March 30, 2013
Washington (Fox News) Credit to Gaslamp Post reader Ted for this story – I don’t think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom. Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D’s Foods –the same Seattle-based company that brought us the […]
Video: Planned Parenthood Argues For Right To ‘Post-Birth’ Abortion???
March 29, 2013
Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – A good friend and mentor, but now deceased Police Lt. Chico once told me that getting the truth out of a criminal was much easier than one would think. He said that there was a technique called “the 5 ‘whys’” in which you simply ask them about what information that […]
Police Find Dehydrated, Malnourished 4-Year-Old Alone In Apartment With Deceased Mother
March 27, 2013
The child survived for days on sugar, because he was too weak to open the refrigerator or operate a can opener. He thought his mother was sick and tried to care for her. New Jersey (The Gaslamp Post) – Police responding to a call from building maintenance staff, of a strange odor inside of an […]
Your WTF Story Of The Day: Woman Finds Dead Kitten Inside Of Sausage
March 22, 2013
No, that’s not a punchline to a dirty joke. Thailand (4029-TV) – A woman in Thailand found the body of a young kitten inside a foot-long sausage while eating dinner with her family. Krod Yotchomrang, 52, told reporters that she bought some sausages from a local market, according to Bangkokpost.com. After consuming some of the […]
THIS IS WHY PARENTS MUST LOCK UP THEIR GUNS: Teens With Parent’s Stolen Firearms Shot, Dead After Run-In With Armed Homeowner During Attempted Break-In
March 21, 2013
First rule of firearm ownership: No one but you is responsible for your firearms. – tglp Texas (Terry Wallace-Associated Press) – Two heavily armed teenage friends from Oklahoma drove hundreds of miles in a stolen pickup to a small town near Dallas where they were fatally shot during an attempted home invasion, a sheriff’s official […]
Man Charged With Child Pornography Attacked In Jail After Being Accused Of Raping 10-Year-Old, Killing Her Mother.
March 18, 2013
New York (The Gaslamp Post) – A man who is accused of killing a woman and raping her 10-year-old daughter during a suspected carjacking received the opportunity to appear before a judge with a swollen face and tissue stuffed up his nose this past Friday. According to Foxnews.com, the suspect, David Renz, 29, had suffered […]
Parents, Relative, And Family Friend Accused Of Killing Daughter’s Alleged Pimp
March 17, 2013
California (The Gaslamp Post) – Parents of a 17-year-old girl are due back in court after being accused of killing a known Los Angeles gang-member, who they believed was selling their daughter’s body on the street. Along with the couple, another family member and family friend have also been charged. Barry Gilton, 39, and his […]
Woman Arrested With Meth Hid Pistol In Her Pooter
March 12, 2013
Oklahoma (The Gaslamp Post) – Police processing two women they had picked up during the wee hours of the morning outside of a closed business found something unexpected on one of – or inside of rather – one of the suspects. Ada police approached a car they had spotted outside of the Dairy Lou and […]
Reader’s Contribution: CIA Director Sworn In On U.S. Constitution – SANS BILL OF RIGHTS????????
March 10, 2013
Washington D.C. (Olivier Knox-Yahoo! News) Credit to Gaslamp Post reader Ted for this story – Oh, dear. This is probably not the symbolism the White House wanted. Hours after CIA Director John Brennan took the oath of office—behind closed doors, far away from the press, perhaps befitting his status as America’s top spy—the White House […]
Betcha Didn’t Hear About THIS On The News: Evidence Suggests Abortion, Birth Control Causes CANCER????
March 5, 2013
The United States (Garth Kant-World Net Daily) – They’re the carcinogens you won’t read much about in the establishment media: birth-control pills and abortion. The evidence linking hormones and breast cancer just keeps pouring in. What kind of hormones? Those found in birth-control pills and those associated with abortions. The prestigious Journal of the American […]
I Bet You Didn’t Hear About THIS On The News: DHS Purchases “Non-Traditional Threat” Shooting Targets Featuring Women, Pregnant Women, Children, And Elderly?????
March 2, 2013
The United States (The Gaslamp Post) – Well it looks like those crazy, whack-job conspiracy theorists may not have been so crazy after all. This week it came out on Infowars that in addition to the several billion rounds of ammunition being purchased up by the Department of Homeland Security in recent months, they are […]
Obama ‘Taking Page Out Castro Playbook’
March 2, 2013
Arizona (World Net Daily) – The Obama White House firmly denies any involvement in the release of hundreds of detained illegal aliens, but U.S. Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., told WND that’s preposterous and the move was done to inflict punishment for Obama not getting his way on sequestration. According to White House Press Secretary Jay […]
Is A Major University Threatening Action Against A Student For ‘INTIMIDATING’ Her Alleged Rapist?
February 27, 2013
Ordinarily I’d be hesitant at jumping at some broad crying rape over some bs, but this girl convinced me that she’s getting the gears put to her. If this was my daughter, I’d kick the $#!T out of that dean… But that’s me… – tglp North Carolina (Erica Ritz-The Blaze) – A sophomore at the […]
Actor Forest Whitaker Patted Down, Accused Of Shoplifting?
February 17, 2013
New York (The Gaslamp Post) – A worker at a Manhattan-area deli reportedly accused a customer of shoplifting last week, and then proceeded to publicly subject that customer to a pat-down search. The customer, none other than Actor Forest Whitaker was at the Milano Market Deli on Friday, when an employee had stopped him when […]
Three Held On Charges Of Filming The Stripping, Beating Of A Man, And Uploading Video To The Internet.
February 16, 2013
New Jersey (The Gaslamp Post) – Police investigating a disturbing incident during which a young man was accosted by three men, forced to strip naked, and was then beaten by one of them while being captured on video have all three in custody. The three men, identified as Ahmad Holt, 19, Jamaar Gray, 23, and […]
April 27, 2013
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