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Guns And Ammo Production Maxed Out: “This is a Society Preparing For War”
The United States (Mac Slavo-SHTFplan.com) – President Barack Obama is, arguably, the best gun salesman ever. Over 65 million guns have been purchased since the President took office in 2009. FBI background check statistics indicate that, over the last twelve months, Americans purchased a new gun every 1.5 seconds, a figure which suggests there is […]
12 Arrested In Sanford Mob Beating Of Pregnant Woman!
February 11, 2013
Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – Sanford police arrested 12 people, including children and teens, in connection with a mob beating of a pregnant woman. The brutal attack which comes almost a year after the fatal shooting of Trayvon Martin in the same town, has many throughout the area shocked. The fight which occurred at around […]
Readers Choice: Iraq War Vet Charged In Fatal Shooting Of Ex-SEAL
February 3, 2013
Texas (Jamie Stengle and Christopher Sherman – Associated Press) Credit to Gaslamp Post reader Monty for this story — An Iraq War veteran charged with murdering former Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle and a friend turned a gun on the pair while they were at a Texas shooting range, authorities said Sunday. Eddie Ray Routh, […]
Betcha He Won’t Do That Again: Man Beaten, Robbed In Motel Room By Drag Queens!
February 3, 2013
Louisiana (The Gaslamp Post) – The day didn’t turn out as planned for guy who arranged to meet two women at a New Orleans area motel room. When it was all said and done, he got more than he bargained for. Police are investigating an incident that occurred last Friday in which a man was […]
UNBELIEVABLE!!!! Wounded Warrior Project Reportedly Refused to Take Church’s ‘Religious in Nature’ Donation
February 2, 2013
Florida (Jason Howerton-The Blaze) – Wounded Warrior Project is refusing to accept a Florida Christian church’s money because it is “religious in nature,” Fox News’ Todd Starnes reports. Liberty Baptist Church and Academy, located in Fort Pierce, Fla., is also a K-12 school. “We were heartbroken,” Pastor Wallace Cooley told Fox News. It wasn’t until […]
D.C. Man Shoots Pitbulls Who Were Mauling Child, May Face Gun Charges?
January 30, 2013
Washington D.C. (The Gaslamp Post) – A man who rescued a child being attacked by a group of pit bulls may be facing charges for responding with a handgun. The attack left the boy traumatized and in need of surgery. At around 1:00 pm on January 20, 2013, in a northwest neighborhood in the D.C. […]
Civilians In Panic After Military Holds Unannounced “Drill” In Town!
January 29, 2013
Texas (Jason Howerton-The Blaze) – Following reports of a military exercise occurring in Miami this week, KTRK-TV shot video of military-style helicopters roaming the skies in Houston, Texas. There have also been several reports of gunfire in the area. The U.S. Army tells KTRK-TV that they are overseeing a “multi-agency training drill” at the old […]
Barf In Your Mouth: Aspiring Porn Star And Her Father – Arrested On Charges Of Sex, Obscenity, And Conspiracy After Having Baby Together!
January 23, 2013
New York (Michael Walsh-NY Daily News) – An aspiring porn star and her father were arrested Monday after a DNA test proved that they had a sexual relationship that resulted in a child, authorities said. Tiffany Hartford, 23, and George Sayers Jr., 46, of Bethel, Conn. denied knowing that they were father and daughter. But […]
Your Money: U.S. Spends $93K On Urban Compost Center In TIJUANA??????
January 19, 2013
Mexico (Judicial Watch) – Great news! Tijuana just got its first urban composting center and it’s expected to produce 150 tons of compost that will be used to plant trees and nurseries throughout the Mexican border city. The downside is that U.S. taxpayers financed the project thanks to the generosity of the Environmental Protection Agency […]
Journal News Map-listed Guns, Permits Stolen From New City Home, Cops Say
January 17, 2013
New York (Timothy O’Connor-Newsday) – Two handguns and two pistol permits were stolen from the New City home of a man whose name and address are listed on the website of a local newspaper as possessing gun permits, police said. The thieves ransacked the house Wednesday night, breaking into two safes on the home’s third […]
Massachusetts Man Critically Injured In Greenwich Village After Gang-Beating Over Punk Sitting On His Car
January 16, 2013
New York (The Gaslamp Post) – A viciously savage beating that occurred early Sunday morning has left a young man clinging to life. Witnesses say the young man and his companions were exchanging words with a group of men in Greenwich Village, when weapons came out and they proceeded to jump on one of them. […]
Readers Choice: Creator Of FPS Russia, Firearms Manufacturer Found Shot Dead.
January 9, 2013
Georgia (The Gaslamp Post) Credit to Gaslamp Post reader Ted for lead on this story – The Georgia Bureau of Investigation is looking into what they are calling a homicide, in the death of a 32-year-old man. The man, Keith Ratliff, is the creator behind the scenes of the famous “FPS Russia” YouTube channel, which […]
Department Of Homeland Security Buys 200,000 More Rounds Of Ammunition
January 7, 2013
Washington D.C. (Paul Joseph Watson-Infowars) – While the Obama administration sets out to eviscerate the gun rights of American citizens in the aftermath of Sandy Hook, earlier this week it was announced that the Department of Homeland Security has awarded a company a contract worth over $45,000 dollars to provide the DHS with 200,000 more […]
DNA Evidence Leads To One Of 2 Suspects Apprehended In Violent Home Invasion, Rape Of Young Mother.
January 6, 2013
Washington State (The Gaslamp Post) – Police have a man in custody whom they believe participated in a violent home invasion back in November, where a couple was attacked and a woman was raped. DNA evidence gathered at the scene led police to the apprehension of one of the suspects. Authorities say that a man […]
Reader’s Choice: Law Enforcement Orders CT Shooter’s DNA Analyzed – Find The “Evil Gene”
December 30, 2012
Connecticut (The Gaslamp Post) Credit to Gaslamp Post reader Ted for the lead on this story – The medical examiner who was responsible for performing the autopsies on all of the shooting victims of the Sandy hook massacre has made an unusual request; he wants the DNA of the shooter analyzed. Examiner H. Wayne Carver […]
Woman Hits 2 TSA Agents At Airport Security Checkpoint.
December 28, 2012
Florida (WKMG-TV Orlando) – An American Airlines passenger was arrested at Orlando International Airport on Wednesday after police say she hit two Transportation Security Administration agents while going through a security checkpoint. According to the police report, Hyunjoo Kim, 39, of South Korea, was coming through the west passenger screening checkpoint at OIA on Wednesday […]
EPA: Coal Power Plants Bad, Uranium In Your Drinking Water Good.
December 27, 2012
Wyoming (Before It’s News) – On a lonely stretch at the edge of the Great Plains, rolling grassland presses up against a crowning escarpment called the Pumpkin Buttes. The land appears bountiful, but it is stingy, straining to produce enough sustenance for the herds of cattle and sheep on its arid prairies. “It’s a tough […]
Woman Accused Of Shooting Military Couple, Dousing Bodies With Acid, And Abducting Baby
December 23, 2012
Washington State (Mike Barber-Seattle Pi) – Randi Miller was sitting on her bed. Her husband, Timothy Miller, was in the shower when they both were shot to death Saturday night inside their Parkland home, according to court papers filed Monday in Pierce County Superior Court. The 22-year-old woman now held on suspicion of aggravated murder […]
Did You Know There’s A Link Between Colorado And Connecticut Shooters? Both Of Their Fathers Are Tied To The LIBOR Scandal!
December 21, 2012
UPDATE: There’s more to this story than first thought. The update follows the story below. One important note on this story; information from the Examiner was used in writing the following. ET Williams cited that source at the end of his story but the link to the original story no longer works, indicating that the […]
There’s A War On Women In America? You Broads Need To Get A Clue!
December 19, 2012
India (The Gaslamp Post) – A woman and a male companion were attacked on a bus south of Delhi last night. According to the Daily Telegraph, six drunk men boarded an otherwise empty bus, beat the two with an iron bar, and then took turns raping the 23-year-old student. The two had been at a […]
History Lesson: The Worst School Massacre In American History Didn’t Happen With A Gun.
December 17, 2012
Here’s some food for thought as the mainstream is overrun with useful idiots droning on about needing tougher gun laws. Michigan (The Gaslamp Post) – As of the late tragedies in both Oregon and Connecticut, it is understandable that people would exhibit signs of panic and confusion. Given the gruesome and cruel nature in which […]
UPDATE: 28 Dead In Elementary School Shooting: Why There, Why Right Now?
December 15, 2012
UPDATE 12/15/2012: A major detail has arisen which is now calling the official story into question. Details after the original story posted below. Originally posted 12/14/2012 Connecticut (The Gaslamp Post) – At this moment there are parents of 20 small children who didn’t realize that last night was going to be their last chance to […]
February 15, 2013
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