Friends Ditch Bumper Car Buddy After Drunken Escapade With Handicapped Shopping Carts in a Walmart

Posted on December 20, 2011


Louisiana (The Smoking Gun) – An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.

Christopher Butler – Hi mom! Sorry I’m a moron…

Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler, pictured at left, admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).  Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.

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