Readers Choice: Dog Bit Bitch, Bitch Bit First (Bet You Can’t Say THAT Five Times Real Fast)

Posted on May 1, 2012


Illinois (The Gaslamp Post) Credit to Gaslamp Post reader Cathy for this story.  How bout that?  I have 4 female readers now! – Maybe calling a female a “bitch” isn’t the nicest thing to do, but what else do you call someone who comes home drunk at 4:00 am, beats on her mother, and bites the family dog?

Police say 19-year-old, Analise Garner (pictured above), of Lake in the Hills, staggered into her parents home after a night of partying this past Sunday morning.  When her mother confronted her about coming home late and drinking, she allegedly hit and scratched her mother’s face, and bit her hand.

How can you bite a dog? Look at that face....

As if that wasn’t bad enough, she bit the family’s 80-pound English bulldog on it’s back at least three times.  The dog reportedly bit Garner back, wounding her left arm.  Animal Control was called because of the dog bite, but the animal was not charged because the strike was out of self-defense.

Police were called after neighbors reported hearing screaming and pounding coming from inside the home.  They noted the mother’s as well as the dog’s visible injuries.  Garner is charged with animal cruelty, two counts of domestic battery and underage drinking, according to WFLD-TV.  She was released on $3000 bond yesterday, and is due back in court May 23, 2012.

(h/t:  WFLD-TV)

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