What’s Worse Than Shooting Off Your Penis And One Testicle While Cleaning Your Gun?

Posted on September 10, 2012


Give up?  Not a whole lot…

Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – It’s been said that some creatures exist solely to serve as a warning to others.

A young man accidentally discharged his recently obtained handgun last Thursday morning, while he was reportedly cleaning it.  The bullet went through his penis and one of his testicles.  To make matters worse, the resident of the home he was at during the time of said unfortunate cleaning, was arrested for drug possession.

Police were called to the home in Port St. Lucie this past Thursday, where the apparent victim told police he had been shot by an unknown assailant while he had been walking down the street.  The young man, Michael Smeriglio, 18, eventually admitted to police what had happened.

O.G. Michael “Stubby” Smergilio. “Yo that beemer and them camo shorts iz TITE DAWG! – fo’ shizzle…”

Mr. Smeriglio had purchased the handgun at a party a month prior, according to WTSP-TV.

During the discussion with Smeriglio, officers reportedly discovered marijuana at the residence and arrested the homeowner, 22-year-old Joseph Lamar James for drug possession.

Guns are not toys, kiddies…  They will hurt you.

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