He’s Baaaack….. Phoenix Jones Is Now Accepting Applications For New Super Heroes!

Posted on January 12, 2013


Washington State (The Gaslamp Post) – Ever considered becoming a superhero?  If so, and you live in the state of Washington, then Phoenix Jones wants you.

The Guardian of Seattle is looking for volunteer crime-fighters to join the Rain City Superhero Movement.  The job requires military, law enforcement, or martial arts experience.

On the scene, El Caballero (left), Midnight Jack (center), and Phoenix Jones (right).

He has said that you will have to prove it – he will test you on it.

A good candidate will be at least 18 years of age, possess a valid Washington state ID or driver’s license, have no violent or felonious offenses, possess a bullet proof vest (threat cat. 2 or better), and have current First-Aid and CPR cards.  Journalists need not apply.

For more information on the position of superhero, visit Phoenix Jones’ website.

(h/t:  SeattlePi)

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