Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Officers were called when a naked man was reported to have been displaying himself in his front window on Christmas Day. When confronted by police, the man told them he didn’t know why they were there.
A witness said that while leaving his building with his children, he saw his neighbor dancing around naked in his front window at 11:30 am on Christmas Day. He told police that the man had knocked on the window as a woman was leaving.
Responding officers located the man, who had reportedly told them that he had six drinks that day. He was noted as having a drink in his hand while talking to them.
He reportedly told officers that he didn’t know why they were there. Police charged him with non-criminal disorderly conduct.