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Dad Furious After Finding This Crayon-Written Paper in Florida 4th-Grader’s Backpack: ‘I Am Willing to Give Up Some of My Constitutional Rights…to Be Safer’

April 14, 2013

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Florida (Madeleine Morgenstern-The Blaze) – The words are written in crayon, in the haphazard bumpiness of a child’s scrawl. “I am willing to give up some of my constitutional rights in order to be safer or more secure.” They’re the words that Florida father Aaron Harvey was stunned to find his fourth-grade son had written, […]

Hazmat Team Called After Naked Man Found Dancing In Street After Crash, Officers Sickened

April 13, 2013

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Florida (Jeff Weiner-Orlando Sentinel) – Several law-enforcement officers were sickened by an apparent chemical exposure Wednesday after authorities arrived to a single-vehicle crash to find the driver dancing naked in the street, according to Orange County Fire Rescue. According to Fire Rescue spokesman John Mulhall, rescuers were called to Via Hacienda Circle near Honour Road […]

You Want Fries With That? Armed Robber At Burger King Takes Victim’s Cellphones And Some Hot Lead To Go!

April 8, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – A robbery spree perpetrated by two criminal masterminds came to an end last Friday morning after one of the geniuses ended up shot, and the getaway vehicle ran out of gas.  Witnesses say that one of the robbers caught a bullet in the leg, as a result of robbing the […]

Intoxicated Mother With 3 Kids In The Car Told Police She Wasn’t Driving

April 8, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – A woman who was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence with her 3 small children in the car, had a pretty darn good excuse for the cops when they showed up.  She reportedly told deputies at around 4:00am this past Thursday morning that she wasn’t driving. Deputies responding […]

UPDATE: White Supremacists Were Planning To Attack City Hall, Preparing For Race War

April 2, 2013

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Update 4/2/2013 – 10 of the 14 individuals arrested in connection with this case have been cleared and their charges dropped.  It is widely speculated that this story may have been contrived by the FBI, making a whole lot of something out of a whole lot of nothing.  The update follows the original story below. […]

Video: Planned Parenthood Argues For Right To ‘Post-Birth’ Abortion???

March 29, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – A good friend and mentor, but now deceased Police Lt. Chico once told me that getting the truth out of a criminal was much easier than one would think.  He said that there was a technique called “the 5 ‘whys'” in which you simply ask them about what information that […]

State Bill Would Require Anger Management Classes In Order To Buy BULLETS?????

March 8, 2013

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Florida (Joshua Rhett Miller-Fox News) – A Florida legislator wants anyone trying to buy ammunition to complete an anger management program first, in what critics say is the latest example of local lawmakers reaching for constitutionally-dubious solutions to the problem of gun violence. The bill filed Saturday by state Sen. Audrey Gibson, D-Jacksonville, would require […]

Mother Of The Year Award Candidate Arrested After 10-Year-Old Found Wandering Around, Drunk And Naked

March 3, 2013

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Florida (WTSP-TV Tampa) – A Spring Hill mother was arrested and faces child neglect charges after deputies say her 10 year old son was found walking in the street, naked and drunk. A couple out walking their dog stumbled across 31-year-old Nedra  Byrd’s son Thursday at 7:30 p.m. They took the boy to Amanda Roesch’s home. She and her husband know […]

SWAT TEAM Raids Home Of Elderly Couple, Terrorizes Them, Trashes House, Find Nothing, And Defend Actions??????

February 13, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – SWAT officers searching for a suspect busted into the home of an elderly couple and terrorized them for several hours.  The heavily armed officers were searching for a suspect whom although was related to the couple, did not live there. Residents Carl Stark, 71, and his wife Juanita, 73, say […]

12 Arrested In Sanford Mob Beating Of Pregnant Woman!

February 11, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – Sanford police arrested 12 people, including children and teens, in connection with a mob beating of a pregnant woman.  The brutal attack which comes almost a year after the fatal shooting of Trayvon Martin in the same town, has many throughout the area shocked. The fight which occurred at around […]

Man Shoots Himself In Groin With Flare Gun

February 9, 2013

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Florida (WZVN-TV) – A 23-year-old man was taken to the hospital with multiple burn wounds after he accidentally shot himself in the genitals with a flare gun, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies responded to a home in Lehigh Acres Sunday in reference to a medical assistance call. Upon arrival, 23-year-old Jorge Perez […]

DHS Employee, Son Charged With Battery After Attacking Tow Yard Employees

February 3, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – An ICE agent employed by the Department of Homeland Security was arrested along with his son after police say he pointed a gun at an employee of a tow yard during a brawl late last month. According to the Orlando Sentinel, Pablo Morales, 48, and his son Diego, 22, had […]

Woman Charged After Dropping Pants In Front Of Kids

January 15, 2013

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – Nine children between the ages of 7 and 14 are now scarred for life after police say a 45-year-old woman flashed herself at them last Friday evening while they were playing. According to witnesses, Dale Delgado Wisniewski had approached a group of kids playing football outside of a youth center […]

Woman Hits 2 TSA Agents At Airport Security Checkpoint.

December 28, 2012

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Florida (WKMG-TV Orlando) – An American Airlines passenger was arrested at Orlando International Airport on Wednesday after police say she hit two Transportation Security Administration agents while going through a security checkpoint. According to the police report, Hyunjoo Kim, 39, of South Korea, was coming through the west passenger screening checkpoint at OIA on Wednesday […]

Teen Shoots, Kills Father In Order To Save His Mother Who Was Being Beaten.

December 14, 2012

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Florida (Elizabeth Behrman-Tampa Bay Times) – A teenager defending his mother as his father beat and choked her Saturday night shot and killed him, authorities said. The shooting happened about 10 p.m. after a small group of family and friends gathered around a bonfire outside a mobile home at 7427 Burnt Barn Ave. in the […]

Hubby Catches Wifey In Backseat With Exchange Student.

November 17, 2012

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – Very few things can turn a man’s soul inside-out like the way it does when he thinks his woman is screwing around on him.  Actually catching her in the act, while to some may seem like bringing some sort of comforting closure to the situation, just burns a timestamp into […]

Mother Accused Of Beating 7-Year-Old Son With Hammer

November 15, 2012

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Florida (Bianca Prieto-Orlando Sentinel) – An Orlando mother is facing aggravated child abuse charges after she was accused of using a hammer and other items to beat her 7-year-old son. Latresa Gustina Johnson, 31, was arrested Thursday after an Orlando police officer spotted Johnson’s young son crying and limping behind his mother through a parking […]

Man Dead After Consuming Roaches And Winning Bug Eating Contest

October 8, 2012

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – A contender in a contest at a pet store in Deerfield Beach has died after consuming 20 some feeder roaches and other insects.  The man had reportedly won the contest, which was for a $700 female ivory ball python. Edward Archbold, 32, wasn’t particularly a fan of snakes, but had […]

Be Careful With Those Broads You Meet Online. Man Almost Killed On First Date.

October 7, 2012

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Florida (The Gaslamp Post) – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; guys, be careful when tossing your line in that ‘ol internet lake for a date, no tellin’ what you’re going to pull out. Even still, when you think you’ve met that special someone, keep a look out for red flags. Let’s […]