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ILLEGAL ALIEN Convicted Of Food Stamp Fraud – Gets NO JAIL TIME And Is Protected From Deportation?!?!?!?!!?!

April 9, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – An illegal alien was found guilty and convicted yesterday by a Brown County judge of defrauding taxpayers by scamming food stamps and assistance while she was not eligible.  All things considered, her punishment was considerably light, and not only will she receive no jail time, but the court took steps […]

Police Searching For Half-Naked Woman Blow Lid Off Of Beef Heist Caper!

April 1, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Police responding to reports of a woman who was standing on a street corner, naked from the waist down, blew the lid off of a caper in which the victim had no idea anything had even happened.  Raw Story reports that an 18-year-old Mosinee woman had reportedly been seen standing […]

Perp Popped For Pounding Pud In Public Library

March 18, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A homeless man was ordered banned by a judge from “every library on the face of the earth” this past Thursday, after being accused of openly masturbating in a public library.  According to the NY Daily News, 20-year-old Tyree S. Carter was in the Racine Public Library last Wednesday morning, […]

Cop Facing Child Sex Assault Charges After “Romantic Relationship”, Shacking Up With 14-Year-Old Boy!

February 27, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A police lieutenant with the Mount Horeb Police Department had been ordered released from custody on a signature bond after being arrested and charged with repeated sexual assault of a 14-year-old boy whom he invited to live with him. Mount Horeb Police Lt. Dennis Jenks was released from custody this […]

What’s The Worst Part About Being Naked At The Laundramat?

February 27, 2013


Not having any place to put your quarters! Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – There are times in life when you see something that you wish you hadn’t.  Sometimes you think to yourself, “I could have lived my whole life just fine without having seen that…” An unsuspecting passerby happened past a laundromat in lovely Wausau, […]

Some Criminals Just Don’t Get It: Con Unhappy With Probation Officer Made Threat IN WRITING!!!

February 19, 2013


Wisconsin (La Crosse Tribune) – Eric Danielson just wanted a new probation officer. In jail and facing revocation of his probation for a misdemeanor conviction, Danielson sent a letter last week to area supervisor Mike Johnson saying he couldn’t get along with his agent and “her attitude is a conflict to my rehabilitation.” Danielson, 20, […]

Since No One Else Is Saying It, I Will: GROW UP!

February 12, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Has anyone ever wondered how it is that our society has gotten so far out-of-whack?  Our culture has become so watered down through sensitivity, the need for understanding, the need for multiculturalism, and the tolerance for different lifestyles, that we have basically become this society of perpetual 15-year-old whiners. Case […]

Man Reunited With Antlers After Prized Buck Stolen From Truck. Culprits Ordered To Pay “Big Bucks” For Boosting Deer.

February 7, 2013


“Big bucks,” get it?  *sigh…* Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – There’s very few things in life that beat scoring that trophy that you strived for.  When you finally hit that brass ring and you realize that all your hard work paid off, one can’t help but take a moment and admire it. Many times we […]

Ooopse, We Did It Again – Fast And Furious 2.0; Feds Overpaid For Guns, Agent’s “Assault Rifle” Stolen, Entire Sting HQ Burglarized, And Now Congress Wants Answers!

January 31, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Congress is now demanding answers after a story surfaced the day before yesterday, in which the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives reportedly botched another gun operation.  Unlike Operation Gunrunner, the undercover operation which inadvertently sent thousands of firearms over the border into Mexico, this one was focused in […]

Man Accused Of Dancing Around Naked In Front Of Window On Christmas Day

January 15, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Officers were called when a naked man was reported to have been displaying himself in his front window on Christmas Day.  When confronted by police, the man told them he didn’t know why they were there. A witness said that while leaving his building with his children, he saw his […]

Bad Timing Or Just Plain Stupidity? Police Allege Boy Made (Fake) YouTube Video Of Him Shooting Up His School.

January 10, 2013


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Police in Crandon were alerted to a video allegedly made by a juvenile, in which they say he acted out shooting up his school and killing students.  The video which has since been taken down, according to WTAQ-TV, was shot on an iphone and depicted other students being shot. Superintendent […]

Who Needs Smoke Detectors When You Have A Hen? Pet Chicken Credited With Saving Family From House Fire.

December 29, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A family pet is being credited with saving the lives of a family whose home caught fire early this past Thursday.  Their pet, “Cluck Cluck” is a chicken that had wandered onto their property in Alma Center and was more or less adopted. Homeowner Dennis Murawska said that the chicken, […]

Domestic Violence Call Leads To Police Discovery Of Cow In The Basement – Wait, WHAT?!?!?

December 5, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Police responding to a domestic disturbance call in Beloit on Sunday encountered something that they more than likely didn’t see coming.  As it turns out, a couple’s argument started over a cow, or calf rather, that they kept in the basement. Yes, you read that correctly; they had a cow […]

Wild Turkey Flies Into Power Lines, Knocks Out Power For 1500

November 23, 2012


Wisconsin (Associated Press) -Maybe this turkey was trying to launch a pre-emptive strike before Thanksgiving. Utility officials said a turkey flew into a power line in Sheboygan County on Saturday morning.  The contact knocked out power for about 1,500 people, according to the Sheboygan Press. We Energies spokeswoman Cathy Schulze said the outage was reported […]

Woman Accused Of Bizzarre Torture, Poisoning, And Murder Of Boyfriend’s Dog

October 28, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – It’s said that serial killers start out torturing and killing small animals.  Something about watching something else in pain and terrified, sparks excitement in a sadistic individual. From there it’s said, that the individual seeks larger game to go after. The great state of Wisconsin, who has given us such […]

13-Year-Olds Brutally Murder Great-Grandmother, Left Body In Garage And Went To Eat Pizza

September 24, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Two 13-year-old boys are in custody, accused of a grisly murder of one of their own family members.  The exact nature of the crime has left a community, as well as their immediate families in shock. Police say the two boys, Antonio D. Barbeau and Nathan J. Paape, both 13, […]

Accused Saudi Sex Offender And Cat Enthusiast Flees Country After Arrest

September 12, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – A Saudi man charged with several counts of sexual assault over a five-day period has apparently fled the country.  Police in Madison say the man, 24-year-old Riyad M. Alsulaiman, a student at the Wisconsin English as a Second language Institute, approached several women with cats, and asked to pet them […]

Group Of Women Dressed Like Men Arrested For Grabbing Random Woman’s Rear End

September 10, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – Police say a trio of women who were walking the streets dressed like men late last month, grabbed the behind of a random female and then got in her face when she snapped at them. According to The Cap Times, the women who were wearing baggy clothes and baseball caps […]

Man Uses Pit Bull To Interrogate Teen In Front Of His Own Father

September 6, 2012


Wisconsin (Associated Press) – FOND DU LAC, Wis. – A Wisconsin homeowner who accused an 18-year-old man of theft tied the teen’s ankles together, hung him upside-down from porch rafters and commanded a pit bull to attack him while the teen’s father stood and watched, a sheriff’s deputy said. Authorities responded to a home in […]

This Summer’s Drought Has Brought Forth Yet Another Crisis; A Proud Tradition Almost Hampered By A Shortage Of Poo…

September 4, 2012


Yes, you read that correctly. Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) – An apparent shortage of a hot commodity in the great state of Wisconsin almost put the kibosh on a time-honored tradition.  The 38th annual “Cow Chip Throw and Festival,” held in Prarie Du Sac, Wisconsin, was almost $#!T canned after this summer’s drought had yielded […]

Video: Real Classy… Cranky Old Woman Shouts Down, Spits On Romney Supporter At Rally

August 18, 2012


Wisconsin (News Politics Now 3) – On Friday, a protester disrupted a meeting between Republican Wisconsin state Sen. Alberta Darling and her constituency. After interrupting the meeting, the protester was shouted down and resorted to spitting on the Darling supporters who argued with her. As she was ushered out of the event, Darling’s supporters began […]

Underwear And Binoculars And A Handgun, Oh My… Suspected Peeper Caught With Unusual Items In His Truck

August 12, 2012


Wisconsin (The Gaslamp Post) -Police say a man they stopped after receiving a call about a peeping tom had some strange items on him.  Responding to a call from a 50-year-old woman who said she had caught the man on camera looking in her windows, police found the man she described just before 2:00 am, […]